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Jungle Pie from Rare Dankness is one of those strains that smells like dessert but smokes like something a little more serious. Open the jar and you get sweet, creamy notes right away, followed by earthy spice and a subtle gas that keeps it grounded. The buds are dense and frosty, breaking down nicely and burning smooth. Effects come on steadily, lifting the mood and quieting the mind before settling into a relaxed, comfortable body feel. It is balanced in that sweet spot where you feel calm, happy, and still present, perfect for easing into the evening or slowing things down without fully checking out.

Cake Crasher from Rare Dankness feels like dessert with a backbone. Open the jar and you get hit with sweet vanilla cake and creamy frosting, followed closely by a gassy, slightly funky edge that reminds you this strain means business. The buds are dense and sticky, breaking down with ease and burning slow and smooth. Effects settle in behind the eyes first, easing mental tension before spreading into a calm, weighty body relaxation. It is indulgent without being overwhelming, perfect for evenings when you want to treat yourself and shut the world out for a bit.

Electrolime from Rare Dankness feels like flipping a switch. The aroma hits bright and sharp right away, fresh lime zest, sour candy, and a little herbal snap that wakes up the senses. The buds are sticky and well-formed, breaking down easily and burning clean. Effects come on quickly, lifting the mood and sharpening focus before settling into a light, energized body feel that never gets jittery. It is a great daytime strain for getting out of a mental rut, tackling creative projects, or just bringing a little spark back into the day.

Dante’s Inferno from Rare Dankness is not here to play it safe. Crack the jar and you are met with a heavy mix of dark fruit, fuel, and earthy spice that feels rich and intense right away. The buds are dense and resin-coated, clearly bred for potency. Smoke comes through thick but smooth, coating the palate with sweet funk and gas. Effects land fast, starting with a heady, slightly hazy rush before sinking into a deep, relaxing body feel that slows everything down. This is the kind of flower best saved for nights when the outside world can wait.

Super Sour Lemon from Rare Dankness does not whisper. It announces itself the moment the jar opens, sharp lemon peel, sour candy, and a little diesel snap that clears the room. The buds are frosty and well-formed, breaking down sticky and aromatic. The smoke hits bright and tangy on the inhale, then smooths out into a clean finish. Effects show up fast in the head, lifting mood and sharpening focus before settling into a light, steady body calm. This is a great daytime strain when you want energy with a backbone, not something jittery or scattered.

Purple AK from Rare Dankness feels like a respectful nod to classic cannabis, familiar but still interesting. The aroma opens with earthy sweetness and subtle grape notes, backed by a light herbal spice that hints at its AK roots. The buds are dense and well-structured, breaking down clean and burning evenly. Effects settle in smoothly, starting with a calm mental lift that eases tension before rolling into a relaxed, steady body feel. It is balanced and dependable, the kind of flower you can reach for when you want to unwind without being glued to the couch.

Super Lemon Haze from Natty Rems is sunshine in flower form. Crack the jar and it is all fresh lemon peel, sweet citrus candy, and a faint herbal haze that feels clean and energizing. The buds are sticky and aromatic, breaking down easily and burning bright. Effects arrive quickly with a clear, upbeat head change that sharpens focus and lifts mood, then cruise along without dragging the body down. It is a go-to for daytime sessions, creative bursts, or just making errands feel a little less boring.

Super Boof from Natty Rems is loud, colorful, and hard to ignore in the best way. Crack the jar and you are hit with bright citrus, sweet berry, and a funky tropical note that feels almost fizzy. The buds are frosty and dense, breaking down sticky and aromatic. The smoke is smooth with a bold flavor that hangs around. Effects show up with a quick mood lift and a clear headspace, then ease into a relaxed body feel that keeps things balanced instead of heavy. It is a great pick when you want to feel upbeat, social, and still comfortably grounded.

Clementine from Natty Rems is like cracking open a fresh orange on a sunny morning. The aroma jumps out immediately with bright citrus peel, sweet tangerine, and a light herbal edge that keeps it crisp. The buds are sticky and well-cured, breaking down easily and burning clean. Effects come on fairly quick, lifting the mood and sharpening focus before settling into a light, energetic body feel that never gets heavy. It is the kind of flower that pairs well with daytime plans, creative work, or just enjoying the Colorado sunshine without feeling weighed down.

Runtz from Natty Rems MED is one of those strains that makes people smile before they even light it. Crack the jar and you are hit with sweet candy notes, creamy fruit, and a little gas underneath that keeps it grounded. The buds are dense, frosty, and sticky in a way that lets you know this one was handled with care. The smoke is smooth and flavorful, and the effects come on evenly, starting with an upbeat, happy headspace before settling into a relaxed, comfortable body feel. It is balanced, social, and easy to enjoy without overthinking the moment.

Jungle Cake from Natty Rems MED is loud, creamy, and a little bit indulgent. Crack the jar and you are met with sweet vanilla frosting, earthy dough, and a light gassy edge that keeps it from going full dessert. The buds are dense, sticky, and well-cured, breaking down easily and burning clean. Effects show up smoothly, starting with a cheerful mental lift that keeps things light and social, then easing into a relaxed body feel that never feels heavy. It is one of those strains that works just as well for hanging out as it does for zoning out.

Golden Goat from Natty Rems MED is a Colorado classic that still hits with fresh energy. Crack the jar and you are met with bright citrus, sweet tropical notes, and a soft herbal backbone that feels clean and lively. The buds are well-formed and sticky, breaking down easily and burning smooth. Effects show up fast in the head, lifting mood and sharpening focus before easing into a light, comfortable body feel. It is energetic without being racy, making it a solid daytime strain for getting things done or just enjoying the sunshine a little more.

Garlic Apples from Natty Rems is one of those strains that makes you stop and sniff twice. The aroma comes in loud with savory garlic and earthy funk, then surprises you with a subtle sweet apple note underneath. It is strange in a good way, like farmers market produce mixed with late night pizza energy. The buds are dense, sticky, and burn slow, filling the room with that unmistakable GMO-style richness. Effects roll in heavy and steady, easing the mind first before settling deep into the body. This is a sit-down strain, perfect for quiet nights, comfort food, and letting the world slow down a notch.

Banana Punch from Natty Rems feels like a mini vacation without leaving the couch. Crack the jar and you get ripe banana sweetness right away, followed by soft tropical fruit and a creamy, almost dessert-like finish. The buds are dense, frosty, and sticky, breaking down easily and burning smooth. Effects come on gently but confidently, easing the mind into a relaxed, upbeat headspace before settling into a mellow body calm. It is soothing without being heavy, perfect for unwinding after a long day or easing into a slow evening.

Our Top Shelf Flower represents the highest quality flower available in-store. This tier features premium selections chosen for superior aroma, flavor, and overall potency.

THC content is typically above 20%+ Exact strain selection is made in-store at the time of pickup.

Our Mid Shelf Flower delivers a balance of quality and value, featuring well-cured flower with improved aroma and potency. This tier is suited for regular consumers looking for consistent performance and reliable effects.

THC content typically ranges between 15–20+%. Exact strain selection is made in-store at the time of pickup.

Natty Rems Sativa 3.5G Eighth brings you a bouquet of bright energy—flower grown with care by hand, trimmed with attention, cured just right. Expect flavors leaning citrus, perhaps a haze or herbal brightness under the nose, smooth smoke that lifts without overwhelming. Handcrafted in Colorado, this sativa is made for those moments when you want to spark conversation, get motivated, or simply enjoy the uplift without the crash.