Purple Passion | 10mg Keef Cola

Garlic Ice Mintz preroll from Slow Burn Farms is loud, funky, and unapologetic. Right out of the tube, it hits the nose with sharp garlic, cool mint, and a gassy backbone that lets you know this one means business. The burn is even and slow, just like the name promises, with thick, flavorful smoke that stays smooth all the way down. Effects come on quickly, settling behind the eyes before rolling through the body with a deep, relaxing heaviness. This is a sit-back preroll, perfect for nights when productivity is officially canceled.

Galactic Warheads from Slow Burn Farms is not a subtle preroll, and that is part of the charm. Crack the tube and you get hit with sharp candy sourness layered over gas and citrus, the kind of aroma that makes people nearby ask what you are smoking. The burn is slow and even, staying smooth all the way down without going harsh. Effects kick in steadily, lifting the mood and headspace first before drifting into a relaxed, floaty body feel. It is a great choice for a solo walk, a late-night drive playlist, or passing around with friends who appreciate loud flavor.

Coupe de Grace from Slow Burn Farms lives up to the name. This 1G joint is rolled with care and built to burn slow and even, no canoeing, no rushing the moment. Crack the tube and you catch deep gas, earthy funk, and a touch of sweetness that lets you know this one means business. The smoke is smooth but heavy, filling the lungs without bite. Effects come on steady, starting with a heady calm before sinking into a full-body relaxation that feels deliberate and earned. This is the kind of joint you save for the end of the day, when the plan is to do nothing and enjoy it.

Banana Punch from Natty Rems leans into that sweet spot between fruity and funky. Crack the jar and you get ripe banana right away, followed by a soft tropical sweetness and a faint earthy finish that keeps it grounded. The buds are dense, sticky, and well-cured, breaking down easily and burning smooth. Effects come on calmly, starting with a relaxed mental haze before settling into a soothing, body-heavy vibe that feels perfect for slowing things down. It is an easy choice for evenings when the plan is minimal and the couch looks extra inviting.